Going To Madagascar

April 29, 2009 at 8:57 pm | Posted in Humor (G- and R- rated) | Leave a comment

Quick! Before they shut down everything!

Madagascar

Three In One

April 12, 2009 at 3:20 pm | Posted in Humor (G- and R- rated) | Leave a comment

Convergence in electronics – good idea. Musical instruments – not so much:

Texas is Small

April 4, 2009 at 10:53 pm | Posted in Humor (G- and R- rated) | Leave a comment

New Sony Product

February 9, 2009 at 11:07 pm | Posted in Humor (G- and R- rated), Rants, Technology | Leave a comment

Sony has finally developed something even worse than trying to enter alphanumeric data on the PSP. I gave up on the PSP after connecting it to my wireless network and trying to use their web browser. If anyone can tell me how to enter a web address manually other than the default method, please comment below.

Bush’s Farewell Tour

January 17, 2009 at 11:28 am | Posted in Humor (G- and R- rated), Politics | Leave a comment

Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency

With three days remaining in the his administration, the world anxiously waits to see if President Bush can set a record and start another war during his time in office.

NPR Headline

January 11, 2009 at 6:11 pm | Posted in Humor (G- and R- rated) | Leave a comment

One of their better headlines:

Is A Porn Bailout Necessary In Hard Times?

Oh yes it is :-)

Wii Bowling

December 21, 2008 at 12:34 am | Posted in Fun Indoors, Humor (G- and R- rated) | Leave a comment

I expect similar incidents this Christmas:

I Hereby Invoke Godwin’s Law

November 2, 2008 at 10:18 pm | Posted in Humor (G- and R- rated), Politics | Leave a comment

The GOP leadership debating election strategy:

Not approved by the Obama campaign

Financial Armageddon Jokes

October 12, 2008 at 10:18 pm | Posted in Humor (G- and R- rated) | Leave a comment

A collection of jokes related to the global financial mess.

The good news is that President Bush met with some small business owners at a soda shop in San Antonio, Texas, this week. The bad news is that the small business owners are now General Motors, General Electric, and Century 21.

American 419

October 12, 2008 at 12:42 pm | Posted in Humor (G- and R- rated) | Leave a comment

SUBJECT: REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIPDEAR AMERICAN: I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.

I AM MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA. MY COUNTRY HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF 800 BILLION DOLLARS US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSFER, IT WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.

I AM WORKING WITH MR. PHIL GRAMM, LOBBYIST FOR UBS, WHO WILL BE MY REPLACEMENT AS MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY IN JANUARY. AS A SENATOR, YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS THE LEADER OF THE AMERICAN BANKING DEREGULATION MOVEMENT IN THE 1990S. THIS TRANSACTIN IS 100% SAFE.

THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED A BLANK CHECK. WE NEED THE FUNDS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER THESE FUNDS IN THE NAMES OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE. MY FAMILY LAWYER ADVISED ME THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON WHO WILL ACT AS A NEXT OF KIN SO THE FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED.

PLEASE REPLY WITH ALL OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, IRA AND COLLEGE FUND ACCOUNT NUMBERS AND THOSE OF YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN TO WALLSTREETBAILOUT@TREASURY.GOV SO THAT WE MAY TRANSFER YOUR COMMISSION FOR THIS TRANSACTION. AFTER I RECEIVE THAT INFORMATION, I WILL RESPOND WITH DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT WILL BE USED TO PROTECT THE FUNDS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY MINISTER OF TREASURY PAULSON

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